"It's just a bit of fun. But it's also to get you thinking about the consequences of fire."

I'm not apologizing for how sporadic this blog is anymore, that's just how the blog is, everyone be cool. But don't cool down TOO much, because today's story is about a HOT topic. How hot? Blazing hot! Flaming hot! Firey hot! ... It's about fire. (And safety. It's about fire safety.)