Charit-e

Got very lost on the way to a party in Shoreditch hosted by a house full of dancing Greek men. Fortunately, a kind benefactor with an iPhone appeared and gave us very solid directions, as well as information about his own evening’s plans, which included a late night rave/benefit event in an abandoned warehouse, thrown to raise money to save the rainforest. What a hero. When he is not helping lost damsels in distress with his fancy gadgets, he is doing MDMA for the Amazon. The charity raves are held right by my residence apparently, which means I may finally achieve my dream of becoming a philanthropist. It just feels good to help people.