A posh British family sits in a cafe in an art gallery, dressed in their preppy best, ignoring the redheaded grad student in the corner reading a THRILLING and not at all creepy history of Renaissance stage representations of female orgasm. While she attempts to hide the unnecessarily graphic illustrations from those around her, she creeps on the family's convo, because kids with British accents make her more serious than normal about her fantasy marriage to Prince Harry. Just THINK of the ginger babies! Adorable!
Child: Who was that artist with the orange hair we saw? He made a painting of sunflowers.
Her Dad: Van Gogh. He cut his own ear off.
Child (horrified): ... WHY. WHY DID HE CUT HIS EAR OFF. FOR WHAT.
Her Dad: I can't remember. Because he was sad.
Her Mother: He was sad because a girl rejected him. I think he sent her his ear.
Child: That is gross and stupid. Of COURSE she rejected him, he's ginger.
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