"hands in the air victory" INDEED

This is a list of words and/or phrases people have searched that lead them to my blog. Each one is a beautiful treasure, and, I think, a wonderful reflection on me as a person. Behold:

- "hatfield house "

- "monica heisey twitter "

- "and the author "

- "the shard "

- "hairy old women farting and shitting "

- "hands in the air victory "

- "hasselhoff "

- "http://www.monic-ahh.blogspot.com "

- "kate middleton ursula "

- "leopard print fur hats+euros" A few things about this list: 1. Whoever is googling the entirety of the blog's url instead of just putting that same information into the address bar (Mom...?) is doing extra unnecessary work. 2. Whoever is googling "leopard print fur hats+euros" is a hero. And, probably, a well-dressed European. 3. I love the Shard like it is my metal and glass baby. I hope whoever was googling it looking for real information was happy of the drawing I drew of it as a Christmas tree. 4. That hairy old ladies thing is straight up the most hilarious thing for someone to be googling for whatever reason. Also, the most perfect thing that it linked to my blog. I am guessing because of frequent references to my terrible at-home haircut, obsessive Shard coverage, and that time I rewrote The King's Speech to be about farts, and probably because all I do is talk about how Shakespeare is my boyfriend and then make puns... very old lady behaviour. Anyway, the point is, the world is hilarious and some people are googling perverts. Back to work on the ol' dissertation.